The Computer Expert

My brother said that I am too shy to ever have a girlfriend….But, because I am now an expert in computers, I have more than 8000 virtual friends. 6000 are women and, among them, there are 2500 with whom I have already experienced cyber-love. There is nothing better than being in love, it seems as if your heart is a hard disc beating at an intensity of 800mA and your brain is a USB 2.0/64 GB stick. And yes, it’s true, I have always been a romantic person on the worldwide web 3.0!